WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Rodfarts 9:30 Mon Feb 1
Getting autographs/meeting the players
Where/when is the best time for this?


Going to take my boy down to the training ground in half term and to the FA Cup game and just wondering where is the best place to be to let my boy see some of the players and get autographs.

He is absolutely West Ham mad and would love to see some of the players up close.


I know Huffers could probably help out and surely a few others could too.

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Private Dancer 9:31 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Why not call the club and ask?

Sniper 9:32 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
I font think the club would let you get that close to noble

bell 9:37 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
'' He is absolutely West Ham mad''

Are you sure he's yours?

NewtonsPartyBag 9:38 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
How did he become West Ham mad?

Is his uncle West Ham or something?

NewtonsPartyBag 9:38 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Fuck off bell!

Huffers 9:38 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Training ground - players come out between 12-3. Some stop, some don't.

Match day at stadium - they come in by coach but I believe they sign autographs after the game when going to their own cars.

bell 9:40 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
*Nicks Newton's cab*

Scraper 9:42 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players

Noble signs autograph
Boy offers him candy
Noble dead 48h later

Private Dancer 9:44 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Bag - You should console yourself that there is someone even more predictable than you on here. Well, maybe just quicker.

NewtonsPartyBag 9:48 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Being called predictable by the most insipid, boring cunt on here is quite something.

Im pretty certain even your own mother shat you out beige.

Private Dancer 9:52 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Ha ha, nice bite. If I'm boring then you really are fucked, Bag.

ornchurch ammer 10:31 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
I took my boy down the training ground in the Oct half them and a lot of the players who signed previously no longer stop.

Apparently there was a bit of an incident with a player who stopped and got some grief so a lot decided not to bother anymore. This was the story going round among the Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs and fuck know else professional autograph sellers but they wouldn't let me in on the secret.

Huffers 10:38 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
There was a french guy at the training ground begging Alex Song for money and wouldn't let him go past apparently.

Bungo 10:53 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Huffers 9:38 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players

"Match day at stadium - they come in by coach but I believe they sign autographs after the game when going to their own cars".

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How does that work? Do they drive to the stadium, get the bus to wherever the coach picks them up, then get the coach back in?

This is all most confusing...

Rodfarts 10:55 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
So basically the French tramp cunt fucked it up for all the genuine fans.




Country dogs etc

ornchurch ammer 11:08 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Cheers Huffers. Nice to know these things.

My view is that they should allow junior STHs in to the car park at Chadwell Heath one day per half term from 12:30. That way the young fans can get their autographs and fans of other clubs looking to earn a few bob get fucked off.

The last couple of times I've taken my boy there has been an old boy there who doesn't even know the players. Every time a car comes out he's "who's this?"

Also makes me laugh listening to the pros going on about the logistics at every club and what hotels teams stay at for various games but trying to ensure that they don't reveal any secrets. Like I'm going to bother going up to the Royal Garden hotel every time Liverpool or Everton are in town or trying to follow them on their pre match walk around the park to get autographs.

ornchurch ammer 11:09 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Bingo - the club employs Eastern Europeans to drive their cars to UP for a fiver a pop.

On The Ball 11:15 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Don't they know who you are, Fordy?

Johnson 11:20 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Rodfarts 10:55 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players

So basically the French tramp cunt fucked it up for all the genuine fans.



And pretend fan wankers like you.

Northern Sold 11:52 Mon Feb 1
Re: Getting autographs/meeting the players
Have you got him a shirt with `NOBLE' on the back??

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